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Politics can be funny. Fanatical supporters to any political figures can be funnier These days whenever I need some good old humor, reading anything posted on www.chedet.com is enough for me. No, not the ones posted by the old wily fox, but his worshipers. Here's some of the gems I discovered, and also the conclusions any clueless soul (who had never heard about Mahathir and his legacies all his life, and only recently read the comments section in www.chedet.com and nothing else, in order to know who Mahathir is) would make:
2. Mahathir was the best Prime Minister Malaysia ever had because he had many mega projects during his time, KLCC, KLIA, Putrajaya, MSC, Penang Bridge, Proton, blah blah blah. Pak Lah is the worst Prime Minister Malaysia could ever have because he had no mega project.
3. Present day UMNO is filled with corruption, leaders who have lost sense of reality and fake politicians/members whose only interests are projects, more projects and tonnes of money that come with it. They don't really care about ordinary people's plight. UMNO under Mahathir had no such thing. They're in UMNO purely for the struggle of the Malays and to protect the sanctity of Islam.
4. When Mahathir is firm, he is the man of principle. When Pak Lah is firm, he is either losing touch with the masses/desperate to cling to power/ignorant/in denial syndrome/following KJ or Forth Floor Boys' advice/kowtow to Singapore.
5. Should we let the Opposition comes into power, the Malays will be trampled on by Kaum Pendatang. The Malays will definitely have no future. Only Mahathir can be the saviour of the Malays.
6. Should we let the Opposition comes into power, Malaysia will lost its sovereignty to some evil foreign power, chief suspect is Singapore, with the help of Zionist/America
7. During Pak Lah's time, Cabinet members and UMNO MT members who defended PM and his decisions are doing so because they are yes men to Pak Lah, and have no mind of their own, not because it was the right decisions.
8. During Mahathir's time, Cabinet members and UMNO MT members who defended the then PM and his decisions were doing so because it was the right decisions not because they are just yes men to Mahathir and they all have mind of their own.
9. Cabinet members and UMNO MT members who criticized Mahathir (read: support Pak Lah) are a bunch of apple polishers
10. Ordinary rakyat who criticized Mahathir are a bunch of ungrateful lot, after all the hard work done by Mahathir towards the betterment of the country. Without Mahathir's hard work the world must still be thinking that we live on the trees.
11. When Mahathir criticized UMNO, it was because he loves UMNO more than he loves himself.
12. When UMNO politicians criticized Mahathir, they are all rude, ungrateful lot, after all that Mahathir had done in bringing them to the high positions they are/were in today/in the past. Rafidah Aziz, Shahrir Samad, Nazri Aziz and Musa Hitam are the worst of them all.
13. Every statement by Mahathir is correct. Every statement by Abdullah is stupid. Every statement by the Oppositions is pure evil.
14. Anwar is the chief of pure evil.
15. Mahathir should become our Prime Minister again. We need you. We are really desperate. Should you become our Prime Minister again, we can say goodbye to high oil and food prices, all the social ills, all the cronyism, all the corruption…because you are such a brilliant and caring Prime Minister.
16. During Pak Lah's time, when the media only air/publish pro-government news, it's pure propaganda and trying to undermine people's intelligence.
18. During Mahathir's time, when the media only air/publish pro-government news, it's because everything done by the government was right and the opposition was wrong. And evil.
19. Program Semarak by Ministry of Information (still remember that?) was the best program for the leaders to get up close and personal with the people. We felt so close with the leaders back then compared to now. And Tok Mat (Tan Sri Mohamed Rahmat) was the best Minister of Information. Ever.
20. Should Mahathir is still the Prime Minister, we won't lose Pulau Batu Putih. We won Sipadan and Ligitan because Mahathir was the Prime Minister. Our future generations will pee on our graves because we lost Pulau Batu Putih.
21. When Mahathir is given the accolades by the foreign media, it is because of his charisma. When Anwar is given the accolades by the foreign media, it is because he is a Zionist agent. We all know how Zionists control the world media.
22. Only during Pak Lah's reign we can see that law enforcers are just there to serve the government, not the people. Powerful people who committed any wrongdoings can easily get away from the clutches of law. There's no such things during Mahathir's reign.
23. Should BN lose their grip on power in the next general election, it is because the people are angry of the way the government treated Mahathir now. BN performed very badly in the recent GE because people are angry with the way the government treated Mahathir after he retires. (Yes, express sympathy to Mahathir by voting Anwar-lead coalition, very nice)
24. You have no right to criticize Mahathir for he had done so much for the country, you have yet to do anything for the country, so please shut up. And whatever it is that you do for the country, can never be compared to Mahathir's contributions during his 22-year premiership.
25. There's rule of law during Mahathir era. Also justice. Now no more.
26. Royal Commission of Lingam Tape is useless and unnecessary because the video was taken without his knowledge, we can say anything we want to say in our own house without any legal consequences and we can't proof who was on the other line. Therefore, Lingam has a very good defence. (I'm really speechless here)
27. Nazri is a racist, ungrateful and stupid minister now. (Nazri was nothing like that during Mahathir's time?)
28. Pak Lah is now being slammed left, right and centre because he is a very weak leader. Mahathir as a PM was never being slammed left, right and centre because he was a very good leader. But if Mahathir let himself be criticized then, it was because he was being democratic.
29. Mahathir's decision to quit UMNO has in effect abruptly bringing to the end the intentions of hundreds of thousands of people out there who are on the verge of joining UMNO. (Huhh?)
30. The silent Malay majority supports Mahathir. No matter what he say. No matter what he do. The 99.99% positive comments on his blog is a testament to that.
31. When Abdullah continues Mahathir's policies, it is because the policies are good, he can't come up with anything better for he is such an inept. When Pak Lah discontinued Mahathir's policies, he's out to destroy Mahathir's legacy.
32. Letting the Sultans to decide the MBs were the worst precedent ever set in the history of Malaysia.
33. Pak Lah did tremendously well in 2004 GE because we knew he was a good leader. How did we knew? Because Mahathir picked him.
34. Hosting the Commonwealth Game/F1 was/is a very good way in boosting the economy in a long term as people around the world know Malaysia more. (Just by people knowing Malaysia we'll have a stronger economy? They don't even need to come here and spend?)
35. Without LRT/Monorail/Komuter projects, it's unimaginable how much the people have to pay for petrol.
36. It is none of Mahathir's fault when Proton can only produce sub-standard quality cars at an inflated price.
37. It's OK that some of Mahathir's projects are deemed as failures because we are just human.
38. Mahathir is one of the most influential people in the world. (Wowww!)
39. Perak MB, Selangor MB, Anwar, Musa Hitam, Rafidah, even Pak Lah and all of Malaysians today are the person that they are today because of Mahathir's excellent work during his 22 years as PM.
40. One day when the future generations of Malaysia look back to this point in time, they will remember Mahathir as the selfless leader who gave back Malaysia to Malaysians. (How?)
41. The present Government is so scared with the Opposition's march to Putrajaya and the rising cost of living that they have to turn rakyat's attention to something else, that is by putting a fight with Mahathir.
42. We the Malays must stop the Opposition's march to Putrajaya (See No. 5 & 6)
43. Should Mahathir propose the rakyat to vote for PAS in the next general election, rakyat will vote for PAS in droves, not because they support PAS's ideology, but because Mahathir ask them to. (Should Mahathir ask you to terjun lombong, you'll terjun lombong lah?)
44. It is very undemocratic of UMNO in making it hard to contest the top positions in UMNO. (My question: Who introduced that practice anyway?)
45. Please don't question Mahathir's loyalty to UMNO. His loyalty to UMNO is second to none.
46. Mahathir is still the leader of Malaysia, the Malays and UMNO.
47. It is disappointing to watch and hear how the Parliament has becoming more of a circus nowadays (Yes, the increasing number of Opposition MPs are very bad to the country, as they are only there to create trouble, and they are a bunch of bad people. Life was so much better when Parliament was merely used as a rubber-stamping institution, no?)
48. When Mahathir talk about Malay rights, he is a true Malay nationalist. When the Oppositions talk about other races rights, they are inciting racial hatred.
49. Karpal is still not repentant even on wheelchair. He should stop making noises and just enjoy the excellent infrastructures built by Mahathir.
50. Mahathir, Ayahanda Rakyat.
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